Between us, teapots, I want to inform you that, from now on, you will be able to receive a portion of completely free everyday tricks with the assistance of your humble servant. Today's simple tricks we devote to the topic of unemployed dummies. The trick of a teapot: As they say, there is a merchant for every product, and for every unemployed person there is an employer.
The first and, perhaps, the main skill of leading in a conversation is the imperceptible interception of the initiative and the skillful direction of the conversation in the direction you want. Therefore, the first trick will be called interceptor. It consists in questioning what the person says. That is, ask, is it?
This is where the fun begins. The employer pays attention to the personal and business qualities of a person. There is a so-called selection for quality. That’s what we’ll focus on in this issue. The first thing that a competent leader looks at is energy and a desire to work. You can approach the work formally, simply carry out job descriptions.
We repeat once again that you must not excuse yourself from anyone. Report information - yes. Correctly answer questions - yes. But you should not feel guilty for changing the place where your professional skills are applied. Adjust yourself to the fact that a new job is an opportunity for you to grow.
The fact is that, despite the personal predilections of the “work of the givers”, the topics they are interested in usually do not differ in their particular diversity. Therefore, it is possible and necessary to prepare. So, let's start and announce question number one: “Why did you leave your previous job?”, The employer asks us, with obvious implication “If you are so smart, then why are you sitting without work?
Recently, we have repeatedly thought about what to do in order to get a job. Today we will go further and, having missed the moment of holding the post, let us imagine that you have already been fired. But you accepted resignation, found positive sides in it and are ready to shake off the dust from your feet and look for a new job or, on the contrary, indulge in idleness.
Rejoice, arrogant and poor: we do not face any of these terrible problems! Thank fate - she left no choice: you have to become a millionaire, whether you like it or not! And today we will start with the most difficult, namely, what is called the STUDIOUS DISEASE. In any case, the most difficult thing is to start.
By the way, cigarettes must also be expensive. Anyway, if you smoke in public. At home you can do without the Golden Java. But on the decorations you can save. People with taste do not put their diamonds on public display. On the contrary, do not try to fasten all the jeweler-trade rings and chains on you.
So, the visual vibration. It turns out that some colors and patterns of fabrics, brilliant metal in jewelry and eyeglass frames, make-up of bright tones cause an undesirable effect. This feature should be taken into account if you have to appear on television, on stage and in general during any public appearance.
It turns out that for some career-oriented people, crisis moments in a company can be interesting and even useful. The fact is that it is precisely at these points of fractures and significant changes in the company's activities that such people can reach a completely different class of tasks, state their capabilities and show their productivity.
The first one will be called the Egghead. It is completely impossible to communicate with the heads. Balsam them for the soul - is someone to teach yes peststat. And so the hobby of these chiefs is to argue and cling to the words of the interlocutor. And the latter is forced to enter into a verbal competition. And only this is necessary for the boss to start catching the unfortunate applicant on contradictions, and thus demonstrate his intelligence.
First, you should not waste time viewing information on poles, fences, leaflets from mailboxes. Most of the information about working in newspapers for free ads is either cheating, or there is indicated a specific modest position with an appropriate salary. However, very respectable publications often sin with announcements of crooks.
Most people do not ask for a promotion for fear of being refused, because of insecurity, because they do not know what to do in case of failure. What can be said to these timid careerists? Try it. This is an old and tried and tested way of increasing. Especially since, exclusively for the timid, we have prepared several "universal tricks of the request for a promotion."
The best option you can imagine is calfskin suspenders with suede tips and fasteners. But those can not be found in the afternoon with fire, so pick up something simpler from the "textiles". The most fashionable at the moment are considered suspenders on the buttons, and they keep much better.
So, going through all the ways to search for work, which were described in earlier releases, you find the cherished phone number. The number by which you call, as you think, almost automatically falls into the number of employees of the company that owns this phone. In short, the matter is small - a telephone conversation with the employer.
Firstly, it should be borne in mind that the customer calling on the case is always tense. And because of the deprivation of the usual reliance on visual perception - incredibly "eared." The slightest shades of intonation, timbre, and rhythm of speech are caught. Such that never pay attention when communicating face to face. As a result, for the first 10–20 seconds, an image of a partner is formed — the person who receives the call.
So, the first search trick, it is also an intermediary. The easiest way to find a job is to contact friends and acquaintances. The advantages of this method are the ease with which you can organize it, as well as the fact that your applicants know you personally and can convincingly present your advantages and strengths to a potential employer.
And the first type will be called Yabeda. This wicked woman, it seems, came to the service not for the purpose of professional development. She is eager to fight with the world, intrigue and blood. The joyless childhood and even more unhappy youth pissed her into the whole world. She hates not only men, but also women, including herself.
Most likely, she settled on a pull, being someone's daughter or even a granddaughter. Incompetent, terribly insecure and absolutely neurotic person. She is afraid of everything in the world - cockroaches, natural disasters, land transport and future changes. Perhaps it was about people like her that our contemporary poet once said: "I was afraid of cars, mice and men."
And the first type, emerging before our eyes, will be called such a well-established concept with respect to women, as “Predator”. Tenacious and far from foolish, she seeks to "break out into people" with the help of persistence and cunning. Usually keen on finding a wealthy husband or a rich lover. All relationships are built on the basis of career and mercantile considerations.